For DTC brands doing $3M–$50M/year with flat or declining profit.
Ghost Revenue™ is profit lost between ad spend, funnel friction, and retention blind spots most teams do not measure together.
STOP PAYING FOR HOPE.
START PAYING FOR PROFIT CLARITY.
This is not media buying. This is profit recovery across your entire growth system.
You’ll get:
- Funnel leak analysis
- Profit impact model
- Priority action roadmap
- 7-day turnaround
+46%
Conversion Rate
$800K+
Recovered Revenue
15x
Average ROAS
WHY MOST AGENCIES FAIL TO PROTECT YOUR PROFIT.
Most agencies optimize in silos. Media teams chase ROAS, CRO teams chase tests, and retention is treated as “later.” The result is growth that looks good in reports but leaks profit across the entire system.
THE SLOW BURN
Decision paralysis caused by layered approvals and disconnected incentives.
THE VANITY TRAP
Optimization toward platform metrics instead of profit-driving business outcomes.
THE CORPORATE FLUFF
Risk-averse execution driven by brand decks, consensus, and internal politics.
THE GHOSTING
Reporting without ownership and communication that disappears when results are questioned.
WE DON'T DO AGENDA.
WE DO RESULTS.
We are not a retainer for your comfort. We are a surgical strike team for your revenue. We cut the fat, bypass the politics, and focus on the only metric that matters: your bottom line.
AUDIT. DON'T GUESS.
We start with a deep-dive audit to find your Ghost Revenue™ in 7 days. Not 7 weeks.
TEST. DON'T PRAY.
We launch high-risk, high-reward tests immediately. If it breaks, we fix it faster. If it works, we scale it harder.
OWN. DON'T EXCUSE.
We tie our success directly to your growth. No excuses, just accountability.
THE WEAPONS WE USE TO WIN.
CRO: CONVERSION IS THE ONLY METRIC.
We don't just optimize landing pages. We rebuild entire customer journeys. From the first click to the final purchase, we eliminate friction and force the conversion.
DATA: NO MORE BLIND SPOTS.
Our proprietary "Ghost Revenue™" framework uses AI and real-time data to pinpoint the exact moment your customers leave. We don't guess; we know.
CREATIVE: CUT THROUGH THE NOISE.
Your brand needs to be seen, not just scrolled past. We deliver bold, high-impact creative that demands attention and drives action. No safe colors. No stock photos.
ACCOUNTABILITY: WE TIE OUR HANDS.
We operate on a performance-first model. Our success is directly linked to the revenue we recover for you. If you don't grow, we don't get paid. Simple.
PROOF. NOT PROMISES.
Their expertise in optimising conversion rates goes beyond our expectations.
Good Monster was the catalyst for expanding and transitioning our thinking into the digital marketplace.
Your support has been pivotal. We're all set for launch and can't thank you enough!
We have been blown away by the level of service from our team at Good Monster.
Working with The Good Monster was an absolute pleasure. Their customized approach made all the difference.
Sales are up, our brand is sharper, and the website delivers a better user experience. I'm a fan.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
YOUR COMPETITORS AREN'T WAITING.
Every day you stick with 'safe' marketing is a day you leave money on the table. Stop talking about growth. Start demanding it.
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